Kids Club

Food Jokes

How did the bubble gum cross the road?
Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
What do you call tired popcorn?
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
What is the most stupid food?
Waiter, waiter, what’s that fly doing in my soup?
What has one horn and carries milk?
What type of pie flies?
Which burns longer, the candles on a girl’s birthday cake, or the candles on a boy’s birthday cake?
What do you get when you cross a hare with a sprinkler?
What do you get when you throw your toast out the window?
A man in the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 11 shoes. What does he weigh?
Why is 2 plus 2 makes 5 like a left foot?
What is put on the table but never eaten?
Why did the lettuce blush?
What did the city kid say when he found some milk bottles in the grass?
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
What do cows use walk-man’s for?
What travels faster hot or cold?
What do you get when you cross a cow and a cement mixer?

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